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Post by deovindice on Apr 10, 2007 8:16:29 GMT -5
I need a tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening.
What do I ask for?
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Post by bamagatr on Apr 10, 2007 8:18:57 GMT -5
I need a tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening. What do I ask for? a cheap garden prostitute...
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Post by dixiepixie on Apr 10, 2007 8:19:41 GMT -5
Has anyone seen the movie "Broken Bridges" with Toby Keith in it? There is a scene where the teenage girl is looking at a magazine in the hardware store & she mutters "Now THAT'S a HO", and the lady that runs the store says "Oh, No, Hun, that's a weed whacker..The hoe's are on isle 4"
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Post by cw on Apr 10, 2007 8:22:31 GMT -5
I need a tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening. What do I ask for? a cheap garden prostitute... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by deovindice on Apr 10, 2007 8:23:24 GMT -5
I need a tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening. What do I ask for? a cheap garden prostitute... .........but what if her hair is unkempt?
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Post by deovindice on Apr 10, 2007 8:25:15 GMT -5
Has anyone seen the movie "Broken Bridges" with Toby Keith in it? There is a scene where the teenage girl is looking at a magazine in the hardware store & she mutters "Now THAT'S a HO", and the lady that runs the store says "Oh, No, Hun, that's a weed whacker..The hoe's are on isle 4" Earl, cleanup on Aisle 4!!! ........and don't say Hun. My wife is a German immigrant.
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Post by bamagatr on Apr 10, 2007 8:25:21 GMT -5
Then there's the guy who went into the hardware store to buy a file...
The clerk said, "Do you want a flat bastard file?"
The guy said, "No, I want one of those round mother f*ckers."
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Post by cw on Apr 10, 2007 8:26:45 GMT -5
a cheap garden prostitute... .........but what if her hair is unkempt? Then you'll need two grocery bags. One for you in case her's falls off?
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Post by Dale Jackson on Apr 10, 2007 8:27:31 GMT -5
fuzzy haired garden tool.
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Post by deovindice on Apr 10, 2007 8:27:47 GMT -5
Then there's the guy who went into the hardware store to buy a file... The clerk said, "Do you want a flat bastard file?" The guy said, "No, I want one of those round mother f*ckers." Don't say round! That implies obesity. Round is a shape too.
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Post by dixiepixie on Apr 10, 2007 8:28:54 GMT -5
Then I won't even bother to tell you the joke a black girl told me the other day...
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Post by Twista on Apr 10, 2007 22:29:44 GMT -5
So if you went into a store and found one of these cultivation tools that also had a grass cutting attachment... Would you be wanting a Ho-Mo?
And would you dance out the door with it, singing in a falsetto voice about how "fabulous" it is?
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Post by espy on Apr 10, 2007 22:49:14 GMT -5
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Post by bamagatr on Apr 11, 2007 4:26:54 GMT -5
Nice hoe house, espy....I mean, Harry...
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Post by sandandmanure on Apr 20, 2007 13:59:55 GMT -5
What do you call a gardener crossed with a computer?
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Post by sandandmanure on Apr 20, 2007 14:00:40 GMT -5
..........A "cyber-hoer!"
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Post by W.O.M.I on Apr 20, 2007 14:54:18 GMT -5
I need a tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening. What do I ask for? Dunno about you, but I'd ask for a "Certified Leader Of The African-American Community" to make the request for me. Better safe than sorry, Deo.
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