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Post by dixiepixie on Apr 11, 2007 16:46:36 GMT -5
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 91 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised"
Atlanta ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - ! Allah is Great"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 91?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
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