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Post by fingerfood on Mar 28, 2007 16:20:55 GMT -5
Every day at this time we take a moment to annoy the hell out of you by letting our doddering old fart of an owner ramble on incoherently about a subject that you don't care about. It's embarrassing, but he owns the station.
In today's Crawford Stand, Mr. Crawford tells us about a trip her recently took.
"I went to the bathroom today and had a really good boomer. As I sat there reading the Reader's Digest, I thought to myself how much G-d has blessed the USA. In China you have to squat over a hole to have a boomer. Yes, indoor plumbing and comfy toilets are a sure sign that G-d loves US best."
This was today's Crawford Stand. I'm mortified--just mortified.
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Post by richbrout on Mar 28, 2007 19:10:04 GMT -5
Its a little too Mao like for my taste--
I mean all this Hokey Super patriot music and then we get a "State radio" like instruction from Chairman Crawford on the way we are supposed to think on an issue---
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Post by espy on Mar 28, 2007 19:42:53 GMT -5
rich, it looks as though you have someone on your side now, he/she wont even spell God...you guys must be proud of yourselves for denying our God.
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Post by richbrout on Mar 28, 2007 19:49:41 GMT -5
I worship God- Never would deny him
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Post by solinvictus on Mar 28, 2007 21:09:05 GMT -5
rich, it looks as though you have someone on your side now, he/she wont even spell God...you guys must be proud of yourselves for denying our God. "God" is a generic term applied to a specific deity. It could be that Fingerfood is of the Hebrew faith which prohibits the spelling of god due to the Mosaic law.
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Post by solinvictus on Mar 28, 2007 21:12:42 GMT -5
Really, this Bill McCormick guy must be Crawford's Mr. Smithers. McCormick stumbles all over himself fawning on the Reverend Sun Yung Crawford.
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Post by espy on Mar 28, 2007 21:17:00 GMT -5
rich, it looks as though you have someone on your side now, he/she wont even spell God...you guys must be proud of yourselves for denying our God. "God" is a generic term applied to a specific deity. It could be that Fingerfood is of the Hebrew faith which prohibits the spelling of god due to the Mosaic law. Interesting, I hadn't thought about that.
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Post by richbrout on Mar 29, 2007 6:48:19 GMT -5
Smithers!!!! That's hilarious and I won't be able to listen again without that image! Classic!
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Post by W.O.M.I on Mar 29, 2007 21:46:11 GMT -5
Sounds like finger was looking for "The Crawford Stand" and heard Earl Pitts, American instead....
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Post by deovindice on Mar 31, 2007 8:49:53 GMT -5
Where's that finger been?
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Post by W.O.M.I on Mar 31, 2007 13:30:51 GMT -5
Where's that finger been? Thanks a bunch, deo. Now I've got to wash my mind out with soap.
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Post by solinvictus on Apr 1, 2007 1:12:13 GMT -5
Where's that finger been? Thanks a bunch, deo. Now I've got to wash my mind out with soap. I wish it was killing the power so Crawford's daily stands wouldn't be on the air. As soon as I hear the bumper music for Crawford, I change the channel.
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Post by dixiepixie on Apr 1, 2007 2:05:50 GMT -5
I can tune out Crawford, but the guy who does the intro is sooooooo cheesy and annoying.
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Post by deovindice on Apr 1, 2007 9:43:58 GMT -5
Where's that finger been? Thanks a bunch, deo. Now I've got to wash my mind out with soap. Let's only hope that finger gets washed.
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