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Post by brandon on Mar 13, 2007 2:09:59 GMT -5
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."
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Post by espy on Mar 13, 2007 22:41:59 GMT -5
LOL....thats a good one.
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Post by dixie56 on Mar 14, 2007 13:42:21 GMT -5
Brandon, EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by meatman on Mar 14, 2007 21:17:21 GMT -5
The only problem I have with that joke is, most orientals, and Vietnamese are in the top 5% (IMHO) are the hardest working people I've ever met. I service many convenience stores, some of which are owned by Vietnamese immigrants, and most of them are honest, hardworking, and genuinely nice people. Change that to a frenchmen, and I could get behind it.
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Post by zoomixer on Mar 14, 2007 23:54:44 GMT -5
Oh, c'mon! Like a Frenchman would be out walking in the middle of the day.
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Post by espy on Mar 15, 2007 0:07:27 GMT -5
And the mexican would say "no hablas"
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Post by zoomixer on Mar 15, 2007 0:13:49 GMT -5
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Post by espy on Mar 15, 2007 0:27:57 GMT -5
And this would be our governor.......
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Post by dixie56 on Mar 15, 2007 10:06:36 GMT -5
Zoomixer, I see you are also a Monte Python fan! ;D
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Post by zoomixer on Mar 15, 2007 13:11:14 GMT -5
It's hard to be a human being who's blood flow to the brain is uninhibited and not be a Monty Python fan. ;D
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Post by brandon on Mar 15, 2007 16:29:06 GMT -5
The only problem I have with that joke is, most orientals, and Vietnamese are in the top 5% (IMHO) are the hardest working people I've ever met. I'd have to agree with that. The Vietnamese are very likeable people. I also love their food. You should go by the Greensprings Center and have some "Pho" noodle soup!
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Post by galaxygoddess on Mar 15, 2007 16:41:10 GMT -5
It's just a flesh wound!
sorry, I felt random >.>
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